Blip vs. Gleek





Blip vs. Gleek

Blip vs. Gleek

Every monkey wants to be the prime-ape, but some chimps wind up playing second banana. This week on Contest of Chimpions, we’ve got a fierce battle between two of the most beloved monkey sidekicks out there. It’s Blip vs. Gleek!

Blip

Blip is the monkey sidekick of Space Ghost and his young partners Jan and Jace. Like the rest of the Space Ghost team, Blip has a jet pack and a costume equipped with inviso-power.

Gleek

Gleek is a space monkey and the sidekick of the Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna, who are members of the Superfriends. Gleek has a stretchable prehensile tail, and is smarter than the average space monkey.

Voting ended on: Saturday May 2nd, 2015, 11:59pm

Miles/Gleek beat Timmy/Blip, 14-9!


Aquaman vs. Gorilla Grodd





Aquaman vs. Gorilla Grodd

Aquaman vs. Gorilla Grodd

Ape-ril is upon us! This month is Contest of Champions’ annual simian celebration, its gorilla gala, its baboon blowout. You get the picture. This week, we’ve got a doozy for you. It’s a real fish out of water story as the King of Atlantis hits dry land to take on one of his ally’s greatest rogues, and perhaps the most fearsome ape in all of comics. It’s Aquaman vs. Gorilla Grodd!

The comics we’re talking about this week are Aquaman Volume 7 # 35-40.


Superboy vs. Krypto





Superboy vs. Krypto

Superboy vs. Krypto

There’s no more American an archetype than the boy and his dog. Charlie Brown has Snoopy. Timmy has Lassie. Henry has Ribsy. But what if you’re a Superboy? Obviously, you need a Superdog. This week, Contest of Champions celebrates the 60th anniversary of a charter member of the menagerie of Superpets. It’s Superboy vs. Krypto!

The book we’re talking about this week is Adventure Comics Volume 1 #210


Toothless vs. Stitch





Savage Dragon vs. The Tick

Savage Dragon vs. The Tick

The world of movies is filled with lovable sidekicks. The Seven Dwarves, the mice from Cinderella, Donkey, we could go on and on.

This week, we’re pitting two of the cuddliest, cutest, most vicious cartoon sidekicks against each other. It’s Toothless vs. Stitch!

Toothless

Toothless is a Night Fury, the most intelligent and most agile of all dragons. He can fly upwards of 100 miles per hour and has night vision and sonar. His plasma flame burns hotter than 6,000 degrees, and he can manipulate it to explode on contact.

Stitch

Stitch, or Experiment 626, is an alien creation that escaped exile and landed on Earth. Stitch was designed to wreak destruction across the universe. Although small in stature, Stitch is described as being bulletproof, fireproof, as smart as a supercomputer, and able to move objects 3,000 times his size.

Voting ended on: Saturday March 21st, 2015, 11:59pm

Miles/Stitch beat Timmy/Toothless, 14-13!

Art source credit: robthedoodler


Ulysses vs. Superman





Ulysses vs. Superman

Ulysses vs. Superman

There’s no getting around it, precious readers: the New 52 happened. We’re about three years in, so it’s about time we rolled up our sleeves and took a look at what’s been going on in the new ol’ DC Universe. In the New 52, Superman isn’t with Lois Lane. He isn’t a reporter for the Daily Planet. And he doesn’t even have red underwear! But at least he has all of his old, familiar powers. Until now! This week, we look at Superman’s recent battle with a new Man of Tomorrow and the debut of a brand new superpower. It’s Ulysses vs. Superman!

The comics we’re talking about this week are Superman Volume 3 # 32-38.


Azrael vs. The Sacred Order of Saint Dumas





Azrael vs. The Sacred Order of Saint Dumas

Azrael vs. The Sacred Order of Saint Dumas

The early 90s are littered with examples of beloved heroes being replaced, usually in the most x-treme way possible. What, you don’t believe me? Now, only the most naive, dopey, bespectacled young comic fan thought that Superman was ACTUALLY dead or that Iron Man was ACTUALLY going to stay a kid, so what to do with these now defunct replacements? This week, Contest of Champions looks at the beginning of the redemption of one of the most notorious extreme mid-90′s superhero fill-ins: Jean Paul Valley. Twenty years ago this month, fresh off getting the boot as the new Batman, Valley reassumed the mantle of the Angel of Vengeance and went after the bastards who made him. It’s Azrael vs. the Sacred Order of Saint Dumas!

The books we’re talking about this week are Azrael Volume 1 #1-7


Savage Dragon vs. The Tick





Savage Dragon vs. The Tick

Savage Dragon vs. The Tick

Every city needs a hero. Sometimes, it’s best if that hero is a hulking, super-strong behemoth with a monochrome color scheme, an eclectic supporting cast, and a uh, just plain weird rogues gallery. So buckle up, shine up your badge, and don’t forget your spoon. It’s Savage Dragon vs. The Tick!

Savage Dragon

An alien with no memory of his previous life, the Dragon is recruited to join the Chicago Police Department and help rid the Windy City of its various villainous superfreaks. The Dragon is super strong, is impervious to bullets and flame, and has an accelerated healing factor.

The Tick

A big blue dude with no memory of his pre-superhero life, The Tick is the chosen protector and greatest champion of The City. He possesses superhuman strength and mass and is nigh-invulnerable.

Voting ended on: Saturday February 7th, 2015, 11:59pm

Timmy/The Tick beat Miles/Savage Dragon, 13-10!


Miles & Timmy vs. Contest of Champions





Miles & Timmy vs. Contest of Champions

Miles & Timmy vs. Contest of Champions

There are a lot of Contests of Champions out there. There’s the original Marvel limited series. There’s the cheerleading competition. There’s the now-defunct CoC podcast (which lives on, sort of, as Tales from the Watercooler, which you should all listen to). And, of course, there’s your beloved Contest of Champions Dot Net. But alas, a new CoC has entered the scene, and this time it’s in the form of a mobile fighting app. This week, Miles “Lightning Thumbs” Benson and Timmy “Tap-Tap-Tapperoo” Czerwienski take it for a spin. It’s Miles and Timmy vs. Contest of Champions!

The game we’re talking about this week is the 2014 free-to-play mobile fighting game. Developed and published by Kabam. It was released on December 10, 2014 for iOS and Android.


Happy New Year 2015





For some reason, Miles and Timmy are still stuck in 2014. They’ll be back next week with a brand new contest!


Mary Jane Watson vs. Mary Jane Watson





Mary Jane Watson vs. Mary Jane Watson

Mary Jane Watson vs. Mary Jane Watson

It’s holiday time, and everyone knows the most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Except, maybe, if your kith is your on-again off-again superhero love interest, and your kin is just a sad mess. Which brings us to the never before told true story of Mary Jane Watson. Thirty years ago, we finally learned about the demons Mary Jane has wrestled with (with special appearances by the Hobgoblin and half of the Fantastic Four). So refill your eggnog, grease up your saucer sled, and get ready for a heartfelt and emotionally trying trip back in time. It’s Mary Jane Watson vs. Mary Jane Watson!

The book we’re talking about this week is Amazing Spider-Man Volume 1 #259